Is Perriloux in, out, or simply shakin’ it all about? LSU QB Ryan Perriloux has been reinstated to the team after his suspension due to shifty criminal activities. However, the heir apparent to Les Miles’ “Make-It-Up-As-We-Go-Along” offense has yet to show up at spring practice.
Stop. No way. All four number one seeds in the Final Four? Who could have predicted this? I DID! I selected UNC, Memphis, UCLA, and Kansas in one of my four pools. The basketball gods must have been smiling down upon me, as that is the only pool that has a cash prize for the winner.
Champ Of The Week: Dustin Carter
Although I am languishing near the bottom of the Fanatic March Madness pool, I am sitting pretty at number one in the MOST IMPORTANT POOL (see above) of the NCAA postseason. I was almost ready to name myself the Champ of the Week when I came across a story, which frankly stunned me. Dustin Carter is a high school wrestler who only lost three matches his entire career. You are saying “So what?” I’m saying that the guy had his arms and legs amputated when he was five. Yeah, a wrestler with no arms and legs. Pretty amazing, huh? You can watch a video of Dustin wresting in a high school match here.
So Dustin reigns supreme as the ultimate man-beast this week. Sorry, Psycho-T. Don’t worry, big guy. Your arch-nemeses the Dookies get an honorable mention for Chump of the Week for this performance during their Round 2 exit from the NCAA’s. Zinedine Zidane would approve.
Chump Of The Week: Matt Leinart
Who does that leave as our reigning Chump? Why, none other than studly NFL QB Matt Leinart! Leiny, already a baby daddy, was photographed with his main man Nick Lachey at a party. They were seen getting cozy in a hot tub with college girls and bro-ing out with some beer bongs. Is Leinart trying to relive the glory days at USC, as his NFL career is yet to take off? He has been designated the Cardinals’ starter for the 2008 season. Maybe then he will be able to get some girls his own age. If you are offended by pictures of a smokin’ hot NFL QB in a hot tub with gorgeous (fully clothed) college ladies, then do not check out the full story here.
Finally, I’m posing a question to UVA Athletics. Is Al Groh cryogenically frozen in the off-season and then thawed out for spring practice? In case you haven’t been paying attention to the news, or JuicyCampus, for that matter, I’m talking about this. Do we even have enough players to field a spring game? I’ll volunteer. Tommy Brady can’t touch my QB skills.
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